英语经典搞笑语录
每个国家有每个国家不同的幽默语句，把搞笑的话翻译成英文该怎么说呢?下面随着小编一起来看看吧。
英语经典搞笑语录1
1.Money is not the problem, the problem is money!
钱不是问题，问题是没钱!
2. Burn incense and may not necessarily be a monk, but also may be the panda ...
烧香的不一定是和尚，还可能是熊猫...
3. Drunk who has not satisfied me, I will help the wall!
喝醉了我谁也不服,我就扶墙!
4. I lie like a fly in the glass, the future is bright, but can not find a way out.
我就像一只趴在玻璃上的苍蝇，前途一片光明，但又找不到出路.
5. Who says I am white, thin, beautiful ~ I like his good friend ~
5谁说我白，瘦，漂亮~我就跟他做好朋友~
6.: the past, took off his underwear to see buttocks; Now, unplug buttocks to see underwear ... ...
6.关于丁字裤：以前，脱下内裤看屁股;现在，拔开屁股看内裤......
7. "What is the optimists who?" "The teapot is like ............... like red buttocks were burned and he still has feelings whistle!"
"什么叫乐观派的人?""这个...............就像茶壶一样，屁股都烧得红红的，他还有心情吹口哨!"
8. Contraceptive effect: not successful, then the adult?
避孕的效果：不成功，便成人?
9. During the day and water at night, blackout, payment of wages, can not afford to buy noodles, open the Selected Works of Deng Xiaoping to find the answer to that is the primary stage of socialism, the final turn, I rely on the same a hundred years.
白天停水，晚上停电，发不出工资，买不起面，打开xx找到答案，原来是社会主义初级阶段，翻到最后，我靠，一百年不变。
英语经典搞笑语录2
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的`方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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